Funny Jokes In English
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Dec 17
Dad can I have 50Rs
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 135 | SMS Length : 1 )
Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?
Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…
Dec 16
21 century kid and bbm pin
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 164 | SMS Length : 2 )
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
1st kid: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…
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Dec 14
turning off wifi trick always work
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 132 | SMS Length : 1 )
When Mom wants to find out where I’m in the House,
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she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi …
Damn! Dis Trick Always Work…
Dec 13
i want to change the world
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 139 | SMS Length : 1 )
When I was kid I was going to change the world. & Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch, I don’t even change the channel…
Dec 06
I love photography
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 121 | SMS Length : 1 )
I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail…
Nov 28
last seen on whatsapp
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 150 | SMS Length : 1 )
Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…
Nov 17
5 ways for man to be happy
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 303 | SMS Length : 2 )
5 ways for man to be happy with women
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
4. Be with a women who really loves you…
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)
Nov 16
If women ruled the world
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 134 | SMS Length : 1 )
If women ruled the world there would be no wars…
It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to
